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vlad takes two weeks off work to recuperate. See the elevated bandaged foot? Shhhhh. Be vewwy quiet. It's healing! |
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A closer view of vlad's foot, freshly bandaged. vlad had to clean the toe and wrap it several times a day. vlad gladly used the excuse of keeping the foot elevated to be messy. Hmmm, whose knee could that be in the corner? |
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So what happened? Ah, here's a close-up! vlad had a run-in with a part of his stereo system - the receiver. It was thirsty, so it leapt off an entertainment center and made a surgical strike on the ring toe. Luckily a surgeon at Baptist Hospital was able to stitch the end of the toe back on, so vlad can still count to twenty-one! |
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Another gruesome angle of the toe. Ya know, those billing department bastards are still sending vlad bills even though this happened in May '97 (whoops, Y2K alert!) May 1997 Baptist Hospital - great doctors, asshole accountants. |
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In the nails department, sadly, vlad can only count to nineteen. Today's toe may frighten small children, but hey, it's there! |
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Notably missing is an image of the receiver. vlad started to take a picture, but it said to leave it alone else it will arise for another sacrifice. |
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